16 Passive Aggressive Car Alarm Notes

I suppose the "I'm going to throw a brick through your window," line is frightening and probably effective, though couldn't these people think of another threat? I think that the Sharpie one is the most clever of the bunch, though I particularly enjoy the lines like, "no one wants to steal this piece of..." well, you get the idea.

“Suspicious” Quotation Marks

Quotation marks automatically make these signs look suspicious, sarcastic or not make any sense!

Funny and Creative Tip Jars

Tip jars are appearing all over the place lately, so sometimes they need a clever sign to attract attention. The trick is to get them to tip you for how funny you are, not how good the service was. If I came across some of these tip jars, I’d certainly tip more.